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Accidental Suicide

from Awesome Robot by ASSAULTICA

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Accidental Suicide

-Verse 1 (Ken)

This is embarrassing. Like when I got those STD's.
Hey buddy, you got a minute or 2?
So, you know. Where do I start? You know I really fucked this up.
Don't worry, I didn't have sex with your wife...Again.

But That's not why you're here. I don't even know why I brought that up.
I'm fucking dead, and your wife is a slut.

-Chorus:
I killed myself. (Between all lines)
Why'd I do that? What was I thinking? Was that a banana? Did you see that gorilla?
Boy is my face red. I really shit the bed. Did anyone see that? I hope they didn't see that.

-Verse 2 (Mutz)

I can't believe what I have done, how embarrassing it seems.
Never knew all of the danger that was surrounding me.
Banana peels and catapults, how stupid I turned out to be.
Chasing dogs into quicksand, making bungee cords too long.

Thought I'd go on to live forever, mother fucker was I wrong.
That's why I'm dead, and that's why you're not, and I'm writing this fucking song.

-Chorus

-Bridge
(Spoken word of recent deaths)

(Ken) Banana peel, slipped down the stairs. Parachute full of silverware.
(Mutz) Stuck a fork in the microwave. Boogie boarded on a tidal wave.
(Ken) Took a leak on an electric fence. Opened the oven, and in I went.
(Mutz) Stood on a building and took a fall. Kicked my face while playing kick ball.

-Chorus

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from Awesome Robot, released July 26, 2018

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