Colonel Sanders Vs. Dave Thomas (Food Fight)

-Verse 1 (Mutz)

A long time ago in a Southern town, Sanders gathered his troops, it was about to go down.
Women fled and the chickens cried. You could smell the fear, and it was deep fried.
The robotic Dave Thomas across the plane, the Colonel was the target of his deadly game.
He spread fear all across the land. When he killed he used a cyborg hand.

-Bridge (Mutz and Ken)

The well mannered Colonel that destroyed my life, stands in the distance with his 13 wives.
Never flinches or bats an eye. His white suit shines like the sun in the sky.
Chicken army stands by his side. Buckets filled with guns and knives.
He took my leg, and destroyed my arm. Now I'm a murderous robot with intent to do harm.

-Sanders Rap (Mutz)

I got a 9-piece, potato wedged in ya Moms
Droppin mad biscuits, and my gravy's da bomb
Fried golden skin like I know the bitches love
Knockin you out, with my super power glove

-Verse 2

"Never again!" you could hear him exclaim. The Colonel had his leg he had come to reclaim.
The trap was set, but Dave knew it well. He was gonna send the chicken man to hell.
Feathers flew as the massacre rained, but the Colonel had his chicken all especially trained.
A funky little chicken sitting on a limb, fired the bullet that would do him in.

-Thomas Rap (Ken)

Dave Thomas Thomas Dave all up in ya brain
Bitches clean bitches dream feedin bitches the game
Triple cheeseburger no onions no fillings
I'ma keep yo beef real bitch, I'ma keep drillin
Whatcha say Colonel? You got deez nuts in yo mouf
Dave Mothafuckin Thomas, I'm the king of the south
Yo shitty white hair original recipe lies
Assaultica reppin, Dave Thomas on the mic.

-Breakdown
(Mutz)
An army of chickens, a deep fried hell. Feel like a prisoner trapped in a cell.
My revenge so far, but near. Just like a bucket of bar-b-q fear.
A delicious explosion of nuggets and thighs. Now will be my time to rise.
I will have what should be mine. Now your doom. In hell you dine!

(Ken)
I pound the beef with my bare hands. Pound the Earth, go pound some sand.
Junior bacon pile driver, side of nuggets, and your mother.
Where's the beef? If it's up your ass you'd know.
Where's the beef? It's up your ass you old fart!

-Verse 3

What is the point of the story i tell? I just want to tell you all that war is hell.
Wendy Thomas sold out her old man when she found she was the heir in his plan.
The money was hers now to do what she please, but the Colonel had another plan up his sleeve.
The chickens were waiting as she made her escape. Now she's at the bottom of the Colonel's lake.