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Skeleton Tamer

from Awesome Robot by ASSAULTICA

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Skeleton Tamer
(Ken backs all screams, and spoken in quotes)

-Verse 1

Needed a roommate, I put an add in the dorms. I can't believe the guy that came to my door.
He had a face like the crimson ghost. He looked drunk, but I was a good host.
His voice was grating, and his skin tone dull. Saw from his eyes to the back of his skull.
(Scream) "The back of my skull!"
Rib cage like a xylophone. He gave me cash and got a room of his own.
(Scream) "A room of my own!"

-Chorus 1

You tracked mud through my house again.
"It wasn't me ha ha! It must be one of your friends."
You put saran wrap on my toilet seat.
"It's pretty funny when it lands on your feet."

-Verse 2

You piss me off in ways you can't comprehend. You always party with your asshole friends.
(Scream) "My asshole friends!"
You're never on time when I'm paying the rent. You turned on the stove, never said where you went.
(Scream) "I'm out with your girl!"
You have no skin, and always act like a jerk. Pissed on my clothes, you never do any work.
(Scream) "I'm unemployed!"
You drank my beer and chewed my couch into shreds. There's always bugs making nests in your head.
(Scream) "These fucking flies!"

-Chorus 2

You always root for the teams that I hate.
"The New York Mets. They're fucking great!"
All that you eat always lands on my floor.
"If you don't like it, make your way to the door.
By the way, we need more beer."

-Bridge

(Mutz loses his shit)
Your shit's out, it's out on the curb. I left you out to dry.
Don't even try you've made a choice, and now you've got nowhere to hide.
Always despised all that you were. Now you owe me a case of beer.
Now you owe be a case of beer!

-Solo

Bah na na dey-sey nah mwhy cos, dededehm!
Bah na na dey-sey dum mwhy dum, de de Yeah!
Oooofwah-kay an muthafuckin-yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah!
Oooooo
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!

I am the skeleton tamer.

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from Awesome Robot, released July 26, 2018

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