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Titanchick

from Awesome Robot by ASSAULTICA

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Titanchick

-Intro

Carnival cruise, 4 nights of booze. A slight smell of bacon through the air.
Out steps this Mrs. America, about the size of South America.
Curly hair and a muffin top, a pink moo-moo and a mouth full of pot roast.
She's pushing around 655, and got the attention of all the guys.
She's sexy and she knows it. She's heavy and she shows it.
She's sweaty and she knows it. She's lovely and I'll bone it.

-Verse 1

Never felt like this before. Gotta weigh 300 or more.
Skinny jeans stretched to the max. Couldn't clean her with a gallon of Ajax.
She's so sweaty, can't deny her appeal. Starting to think that these
feelings are real.
My pants are shrinking and I think it's my time. I've never seen a
girl this fine.

-Chorus

Mutz- Fat girl! Huge bitch! Train-wreck! Cholesterol!
Ken - She's Titanic! Such a shipwreck! I can't look away! She bleeds mayonnaise!
Mutz- Sweaty girl! In Heat! Can't resist! So Big!
Ken - She's Titanic! She's slippery in sweat! She ate my wallet! She's Titanchick!

-Verse 2

I've got some old tequila, we can share after the buffet. Let's rub our
privates to some fucking 'Thong Song'.
I think that we could be so perfect. My beautiful wildebeest. I just want
to show you my love. 3 seats at the Golden Corral.

-Chorus

-Breakdown

Head like a bowling ball, puffy cheeks and a sweaty brow.
Tits up front and a pair in the back, ill fitting jeans and a giant ass crack.

No more money, no more coupons. I'm out of ways to feed your love.
Only choice I have to make, Bar-b-que my legs and arms.

Hands covered in peanut butter. Sex appeal like no other.
Her gravity field pulls me in. I commit my biggest sin.

-Chorus

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from Awesome Robot, released July 26, 2018

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