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Too Ugly For Phone Sex

from Awesome Robot by ASSAULTICA

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Too Ugly For Phone Sex

-Verse 1

(Mutz)
1-900-EATABOX. She locked that shit up like Fort Knox.
The 69 cents I had for you, the offer is up my chance you blew.

(Ken)
My pumped up tits, and sex appeal. Use your mind to cop a feel.
Smell your breath come through the phone. Fuck this shit I'm going home.

-Chorus

(Mutz) Why won't you just fucking fuck me?! (Ken) I won't fuck you cause you're ugly!
(Mutz) Here's my number, please just call me! (Ken) You're too gross my phone won't let me!

-Verse 2

(Ken)
Alexander Goddamn Bell can go fuck himself as well.
Shove this job right up your ass. On the phone guys cum too fast.

(Mutz)
My credit card has been charged too much. A minute's love ain't worth this much.
The Diner's Club is getting mad. Worst girlfriend I ever had.

-Chorus

-Breakdown

(Mutz) I'm too ugly! (Ken) He's so creepy!
(Mutz) Please just love me! (Ken) Not worth the money!
(Mutz) I'm so lonely! (Ken) The way it should be!

-Bridge Out

(Mutz) I can't take this rejection! Starting to lose my erection!
(Ken) Hang yourself by you boner! You'll always be a creepy loser!

-Chorus Out

(Mutz) Why won't you just fucking fuck me?! (Ken) I won't fuck you, You're, Too, Ugly!

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from Awesome Robot, released July 26, 2018

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